Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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oh hiya come in

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Baseball

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Anti Joke

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