- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

The penn state football administration

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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