Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Gabe Mercado

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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