Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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