When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

ps3

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What sucks?

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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