where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What time is it? 10:58

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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