what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Penis!

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

a catholic priest and a young boy

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Left. That one direction...

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

How do u shit With ur ass

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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