Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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antijokes

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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i love antijokes

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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imadewords

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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