These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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"Up to 50% off."

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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cory is gay

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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YOLO

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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