Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Left. That one direction...

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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