Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Du bist mein Kampf

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

alert("The Game");//

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

A seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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