Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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ha.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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hot diggity dog

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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