what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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