I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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