- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Gestapo.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

whats better than 24................. 25

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Compton

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Womens Rights.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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