- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Women's rights...

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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