What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

im a selling a car

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

robin, get in the car.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Barack Obama

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

poop

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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