Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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see ya

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Anti Joke

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