if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

monkey sponge

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Your mom

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

How much is an abortion? A life

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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