whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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MICHAEL

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