Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why was Timmy sad?

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Q: What's the point? A: .

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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