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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

canaan and mallory

A black man walks into a book store.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A jew went to Germany.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

This is my joke. funny

what is stupid and reading this you

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

ha.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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