Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Chuck Norris

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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