How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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God is real

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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