Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Hello

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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I like to eat people

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What is worse than hell?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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