How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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It says so on your cap.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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NASCAR

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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canaan and mallory

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A jew went to Germany.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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