What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

K

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

FAP

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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