- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What is a question?

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Guess what? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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