what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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OGC - tilt your head

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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