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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Black Veil Brides.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Japan called... They need help.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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