what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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a black father

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i love antijokes

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Once upon a time.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Who has downs this joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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