- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Women's Rights

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Ryan Chang is funny.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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