- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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