What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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the real mccoy

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Men's rights.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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baby loves lalma

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Which one is hardest?

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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