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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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