Garry Glitters on here

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Matty B

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Poop

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Jake Bowar

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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