Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Gabe Mercado

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

You just won the game...

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

the real mccoy

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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