Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Yes. Just Yes.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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