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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

I like to eat people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Womens rights

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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