- Anti Joke

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.