Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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gay rights

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What's 9+10=? 19

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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