- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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A jew go out of a bar

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

womens rights

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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