A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Women's rights

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democracy

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Gadaffi

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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