- Anti Joke

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

I like to eat people

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why did the chicken cross the road?

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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