What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

69, hahaha

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Wade's the father

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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