what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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ballsack

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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