Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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