- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

The horse said "nay."

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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