- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

George Bush.

Where's my tractor?

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What's dead? Your mum.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A fat boy walked into a party

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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