Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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your a towel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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