- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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