What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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hey bill!

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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what is stupid and reading this you

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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