knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What is a question?

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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