- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Gadaffi

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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