Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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