Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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