- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Good boy

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

A black man walks into a book store.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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