- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Society.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

George Bush.

How did th-A fridge.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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