What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What time is it? 10:58

Take my wife- to the store.

Homework.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

who smells? •Liam

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What is next?

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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