roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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no

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Women's Rights.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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