What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Good boy

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

obama

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

Why did I get raped

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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