- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

No. Yes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

women

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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