- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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