A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

asian drivers.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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