How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

My mom just died....

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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