How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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asian drivers.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Anti Joke

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