Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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i eat poop

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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