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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

connor sucks

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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