- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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