- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

who eats pencils asians

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Knock knock Who's there My dick

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