Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Pickles

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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wnba

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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