What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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