Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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The 19th Amendment

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How old is victor? Old

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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