As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Which one is hardest?

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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math test 2=2

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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haha, you're an orphan

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Women's Sports

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